Patient, smiling, happily rubbing her shit covered hands all over everything she can reach.
Me: "Do you know what's on your hands?"
Pt: <smiles> "What?"
Me: "That's poop."
Pt: <looks appalled>
"Who DID this to me?!?!?".
Then we both laugh hysterically.
She was hilarious. Later in the shift, she licked one of her (previously shit covered) fingers, then traced it through the air while making a sizzling sound, in reference to a comment made by the tech about Sean Connery.
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