Friday, October 12, 2012

A Shitty Night.

Patient interaction of the day:  

Patient, smiling, happily rubbing her shit covered hands all over everything she can reach.

Me: "Do you know what's on your hands?"

Pt: <smiles>  "What?"

Me: "That's poop."

Pt:  <looks appalled>
"Who DID this to me?!?!?".

Then we both laugh hysterically. 

She was hilarious.  Later in the shift, she licked one of her (previously shit covered) fingers, then traced it through the air while making a sizzling sound, in reference to a comment made by the tech about Sean Connery. 

<<I've decided to add some nursing posts as the mood strikes me.  If it happens a lot, I may have to change the name of the blog to something about running AND cleaning up poop  nursing. >>

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